I thought I'd share my infinite wisdom with you all (lol). Hopefully it'll help you boys out there steer away from some major errors on the field and help all those poor innocent girls out there dealing with boys trying really hard to become men.
- It's very unbecoming of a man, plus she's bound get tired of you, especially if your conversations are bland. Let her message you first sometimes.
- Jealousy, clingy-ness, insecurity are three qualities that girls frown upon when looking for a significant other. If you're like this BEFORE you date, I can't imagine how'd you be AFTER. If she's out with a friend, she's out with a friend, leave it.
- It's just too fast. If you start doing that, she'll just run in the other direction. All you're doing is causing shivers to continuously travel down her spine. Non-mushy nicknames are fine though.
- *shivers* Boy flirting fail 101.
- Lame. Plus, if you haven't talked to her for long, she won't know how to take it and freak out. Flowers always mean something, especially when randomly given and not during a special occasion. Birthday and graduation flowers are acceptable.
- It's your first date, she probably doesn't care much about you yet, and sob stories are definitely not going to help your case. Makes you sound like you're looking for some lovin' that you're probably not going to get.
- Chivalry is not dead, and your wallet is not empty.
- That's what boyfriends do. Are you her boyfriend? No, didn't think so.
- If she looks at the time a lot, she wants to go. Let her go, unless she says otherwise. If she stutters when she says she doesn't need to go, she wants to go.
- Sure you talk to the mail room and janitorial staff, that's very kind of you, but not so much when you describe it as "understanding the importance of the people at the bottom who need to put food on the table"
- "oh, you know, I have to clean the house, do laundry, and cook, I have so little time for anything else!" Two letters for you, BS. What about the rest of the people who live alone and have a life?
- It's like you have nothing better to say, she probably just told a joke, do you have so little imagination that you can't properly respond to her?
- It does work for the next hour because she is a nice girl, but you just ruined your chance forever. Unfortunately, no girl really wants to date a run-away or a guy with extremely low self-esteem.
dating tip #14 for boys: Don't tell the girl that you think your parents don't love you on your first date (DT#6) Not gonna make her love you!
- Really, what did you think that was going to achieve? Trying to make her feel bad knowing her parents love her?
dating tip #15 for boys: Don't continuously playfully comment/ make fun of her traits/mannerisms. It gets tiring after 20 times.
- This one is simple. We all know you get tired when a girl continuously makes the same remarks about your traits/mannerisms, so why do it to her?
dating tip #16 for boys: Don't put down her lifestyle because you think yours is better - "I like to be independent, I'd never use my daddy's money"
- Well I'm sorry your daddy doesn't love you enough to give you money (SNAP j/k... but careful, that leads to DT #6 and #14). She'll admire your independence, and then frown at your ignorance.
dating tip #17 for boys: Never say "hehe you're so silly :P". Yes, it's that important.
- We'll let you slip once or twice, but anything more... ... If you say it as a joke it's fine, but if you mean it seriously and continuously say it, we have a problem.
dating tip #18 for boys: Yes, she did compliment you, but it probably didn't mean as much you thought it did. Don't make her feel awkward for saying it.
- "It means a lot coming from you", unless it was some kind of heartfelt compliment, try to avoid that. She only told you she's impressed by some of your skills, just smile and say thanks, she most likely didn't mean anything more.
dating tip #n for boys:.... I'll try to add more as I think of them, if you have any other tips, comment! and I'll include them in my list.
Hope you all enjoyed my tips and I hope you boys put them into use, and stop scaring away the innocent. lol. These were all things you should never do, but maybe I'll make a list of the positive things to do one day.
If you keep with these, you should be better off, however I'm sure guys can come up with even more unthinkables that can ruin their relationships. Oh boys, you're so silly, hehe :P.
original posted: aug 28, 2009
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dating tip #19 for boys: don't ask obvious questions like "where's your boyfriend?" to try and find out if she's single. That's just a game killer, unless she does.
- Congratulations, you just created your own awkward moment. When you make it so obvious, you lose your game, especially if it's early on in your game. In a conversation, that question will probably never come up naturally, so are you really that desperate? Be friendly, not wanna-be-boyfriendly.
dating tip #20 for boys: you probably shouldn't steal your date's car of your first date. Maybe the second? LOL.
- link it! poor girl haha
dating tip #21 for boys: don't be late for a movie and become immature because she didn't stand up in the middle of the theatre in the middle of the movie.
- If you're not watching the movie with just her, don't expect her to wait outside for you, especially if the movie started 30 minutes ago. If she tells you what row she's in, man up and COUNT, 1, 2, 3, 4.
dating tip #22 for boys: if the girl cannot take spicy food, don't take her to a restaurant and order the spicy dish on the menu. LOL
- tip for girl, tell the guy you can't take it, and don't order the spicy menu item the next time you go out! That becomes your fault. haha.
dating tip #23 for boys: the silent treatment is so passé.
- Err, did you expect to impress her with that on your second date? All girls want petty guys right? No.
dating tip #24 for boys: definitely don't leave retarded voicemails.
- Really? I never realized that such egotistical jack***es actually existed. The reason some girls stay single. LOL
